November 12, 2004

look out Jeb.

it seems winter is really here. i had hoped to avoid it, but no such luck.
my friends Josh and Stacy just moved to florida, and today i had an AIM conversation with Stacy that went like this:

Me: i am expecting you to be tan when i see you next

Stacy: When are you coming to visit?

M: tan like leather...

S: I already am

M: i have boycotted florida

S: Why

M: cause it is sunny and warm.
i have decided to travel the earth, and only live in cold climates
to live a difficult life

M: because suffering breeds characteer

M: character

S: Whatever

S: You are crazy

M: prolly

S: Warm weather gives you more energy

S: It keeps you active

S: I love it

M: but, if you lived in the cold and it took so much energy to do things, then if you went to a warm climate, you would be like a super person, because you would be used to things being so much more difficult

M: so when i am 40 i am going to florida, and i will prolly take over the state
and i will prolly be able to fly.

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